Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
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