Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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