Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
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the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
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I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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