ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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