He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
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He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
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He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
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So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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