we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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