Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
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found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
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We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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