from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
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I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
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The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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