It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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