The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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