He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
