Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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