It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I think your dad took our porno
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
the raccoons are back...
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