found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
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i just sold back the books i vomitted on
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
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I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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