he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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