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New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
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Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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