do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
did you just send me my own nude
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
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