awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
jump out the window naked night went bad
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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