But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
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what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
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please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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