Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
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Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
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The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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