I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
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I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
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I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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