It's just like the Real World with babies
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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