No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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