i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
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his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
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I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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