Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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