I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
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I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
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Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
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