doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
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nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
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You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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