what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Randomize
