Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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