No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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