i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
of course. lets lasso hookers.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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