i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
My room smells like vodka and shame
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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