Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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