Just cropdusted the office
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
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I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
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And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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