have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie