Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
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Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
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Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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