i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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