so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
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Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
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Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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