JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
It's blow job season.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
