Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
You surviving the open bar?
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im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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