shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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