O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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