why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
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she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
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I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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