Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
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My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
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While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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