ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
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At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
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What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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