we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
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She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
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Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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