You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Do vagina's smell?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
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