Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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