We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
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