I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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