We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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