goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
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Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
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High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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