thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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