just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
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i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
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Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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