i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
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I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
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I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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