Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
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Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
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I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
My bed smells like the plague
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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