oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
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I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
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She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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